Finding someone can be hard. What are the odds that you’ll be able to find a person who is compatible with you in all of the important ways, including the bedroom?
But really, what are the odds? We’ve got you covered (or uncovered) with…sex position roulette!
$50 on red, $27 on 14, $90 on doggie style and $42 on reverse cowgirl!
Doggie style Red! Tonight may be the luckiest night of your life. You’ve successfully replenished your dwindling bank account and defied sexual compatibility odds all in one spin.
The money part we get — either you have it, you’re one paycheck away from being homeless or you’re in a casino banking on a miracle.
However, once two consenting adults have picked their playground, it can’t be that hard to align interests, right? Finding someone that matches your positional interests is actually not too far off from gambling away your retirement fund.
If you’re asking us how to defy these odds and pick a girl who likes that same position in a crowded bar/casino, you’re on your own with this one.