We all enjoy a good Disney movie, right? Some of us more than others, but each and every one of us can name at least one Disney flick we can’t get enough of. If you’re anything like me, which you’re probably not, then you know the words to 89 percent of all Disney songs ever made and are prepared to belt them out at a moment’s notice. Whether or not you enjoy the musical soundtrack of some of the most important films in cinematic history is irrelevant at this time. What’s important is that you understand the fact that everyone has their own Disney theme song. Yes, even you badass bitches.
Take this short quiz to find out what should play every time you walk into a room.
What’s your normal Friday night?
A. Going to the hottest party in town.
B. It depends on where bae is.
C. Home. Working on my blog.
D. Eh. There is no “normal” …I’m just going with the flow.
E. Looking through social media to laugh at people.
If you could pick out your own Christmas present, what would it be?
A. A trip to Vegas.
B. A necklace with a half a heart, then I can give the other half to the love of my life.
C. A planner.
D. Surprise me.
E. Clothes. Preferably something black.
What’s your favorite movie?
A. “Can’t Hardly Wait”
B. “Titanic.” No, “Pretty Women.” No! “Romeo and Juliet”
C. I don’t know, “Working Girl?” Who has time for movies?
D. “Before Sunrise”
E. “The Devil Wears Prada”
Describe your average snapchat story.
A. Starbucks cup. Gym selfie. Lunch with the girls. New nail color. Fuzzy socks.
B. Bae. Me and bae. The Bae and I.
C. Me. At work. Working. Tired.
D. All the whiskey.
E. Me, complaining about the incompetence of my coworkers.
What’s your favorite thing to do with friends?
A. Go to the hottest club in the city with all the cool people.
B. Couples game night.
C. Dream boards!
D. All the whiskey.
E. Friends? No thanks.
Describe your ideal significant other.
A. Someone who is really in the know and has the hookup for all the cool things.
B. Anyone who likes me.
C. Someone with goals and dreams.
D. Someone who will rub my belly after I eat.
E. Anybody that doesn’t get in my way.
What was your superlative in high school?
A. Most likely to move to New York City.
B. Cutest couple.
C. Most likely to succeed.
D. Most likely to fall asleep during an interview.
E. Most likely to ruin somebody’s day.
What is your most recurring dream?
A. Me with a bunch of friends doing cool things.
B. Me and the love of my life living happily ever after.
C. Me, being a boss and owning a billion dollar business.
D. Mostly food.
E. I can’t remember the whole thing. But I know there’s fire involved.
What’s your favorite quote?
A. “There’s a whole world out there waiting for you” -The Vampire Diaries
B. “Love is like the wind. You can’t see it, but you can feel it.” – Nicholas Sparks
C. “People think at the end of the day that a man is the only answer. Actually a job is better for me.” -princess Diana
D. “Let them eat cake” – Some French Guy
E. “Well behaved women never make history” -Marilyn Monroe
If you could have dinner with any celebrity, dead or alive, who would it be?
A. Kim K.
D. The inventor of post its.
E. Charlie Sheen.
And if you answered…
Mostly As: “Part of Your World” – The Little Mermaid
You just want to in be the mix. Like Ariel, you just want to be… where the people are.
Mostly Bs: “Love Is An Open Door” – Frozen
You just want love. That’s it. Sometimes you confuse attraction for love, and it makes life a little harder.
Mostly Cs: “Almost There” – The Princess and The Frog
You’ve got big dreams and you’re busting your ass to get achieve them.
Mostly Ds: “Hakuna Matata” – The Lion King
You’ve got no worries. Literally. You go with the flow and enjoy life and all its pleasantries.
Mostly Es: “Cruella De Ville” – 101 Dalmatians
People tend to fear you, and you like it. The feelings of others are not your concern, what’s important is that you are happy and always looking positively amazing. That’s it.