Let’s be honest. These songs are getting a little repetitive. They could use it little “umph”. Here’s some “umph”.
Happy Holidays you pieces of shit.
1. The little drummer Boiiiiiiiii Don’t You Assume My Gender
2. I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus’ Ass
“Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy eating Santa Clause’s asshoooooooooooole laaaaaaast niiiiiight”
3. Rudolph The Red Nosed Coke Addict
“…and if you ever saw him, he’d probably ask you for some blowwww”
4. Everybody’s Waiting For (The Man With The Bag of Coke)
5. Baby It’s Cold Outside LOL There I Go Again Talking To Myself LOL I’m So Alone
“I really can’t stay (Baby nobody asking you to)
I’ve got to go away (Baby nobody wants you here)”
6. Please Come Home For Christmas And Give Me Back My Fucking iPhone Charger
7. I’ll be home for Christmas To Steal Another iPhone Charger
8. All I Want For Christmas Is A Big Titties, Big Butt Too
9. Jingle Bell Rock of Molly, Want Some?
10. She a hoe, she a hoe, she a hoe
11. SANTA TELL ME IS DIS MUHFUCKA CHEATIN?
12. Here Comes Santa Clause Live On Instagram
13. O Holy Shit I Hate That Stupid Fucking Sign
14. Try a Little Tenderness And Shut The Fuck Up Jim
15. This Christmas I’m Cheating
16. Sleigh Ride Into Your DM’s
17. A Racist White Christmas
18. Run Run Rudolph She’s Wearing A Choker!
19. Silent Night, Choke Me Tight