“Do you bunch or fold your toilet paper?” I’ve literally been asked this question more than once, which truthfully is pretty shocking. In fact, the first time I was asked this question, and within the same conversation with the same person, I had previously been asked whether I was a Democrat or a Republican. A few things about this situation are notable. One, typically a person who brings up politics at a party is not the type of person who is also interested in your method of choice for removing shit residue from your ass. And two, was this person implying that the question of whether I bunch or fold my toilet paper is equally as important or intellectually revealing as whether or not I like Obama? It was a lot to take in. Enjoy.
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