The Trophy For Weirdest Shit In The News This Week Goes To…

Brandon Snively
Brandon is a Pace University graduate and avid Philadelphia sports fan, but don't hate him because of it...please? He was a former intern at the Howard Stern Show as well as a reporter for the MTA program Transit Transit Newsmagazine. He likes to be in front of the camera or behind the mic, but he enjoys news writing just as much.

Nothing makes a Sunday better than reading stories about other people’s stupidity or blatant disregard for anything. We may dread the week ahead, but just take a peek at something that will have you scratching your head and laughing a little.


Florida man defecated during burglary

It is only fitting that we begin our trek in the Sunshine State. Some people can contain their alcohol well and others cannot. However, whenever we crave something more, we want it that instant without second guessing what we’re doing.

That’s exactly what this Collier County, Florida man did when he broke into a bar to steal alcohol. The wasted whacko may have just been extremely intoxicated or had a vendetta against the bar he was burglarizing since he took a shit on the floor. Yes, right next to a bottle of Sambuca, according to WINK-TV. He was unconscious outside the bar and police found both him wreaking of alcohol and poop. The 60-year-old man was taken to a local Naples Hospital and was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and possession of marijuana. He was not charged with shitting on the business.


This bear just wanted pizza

A Colorado pizza restaurant was not expecting this customer. A bear was spotted just casually eating food in a Colorado Springs restaurant in the supplies closet in the backroom. No one was hurt, but the bear was feasting on oil and icing in one of the food prep rooms. This bear wasn’t finished though, he decided to just hang out on a shelf area in the room until Parks and Wildlife personnel arrived on scene to tranquilize the bear and safely remove it from the property. Unfortunately, according to officials, this bear was apparently abandoned by its mother and was malnourished. Hopefully the bear will get back to better health and surroundings soon.


Raccoon taunted this family’s cats

Let’s combine two elements from the above stories to create this one — animals and Florida. Specifically, a very intelligent raccoon and it’s obsession with cat food. This wannabe household pet kept coming up to the porch window of one Sarasota, Florida home and tapping on the window with a rock to get the homeowners attention that it wants more food. Smart ass. As if stealing and asking for more food wasn’t selfish for this raccoon, it brought friends over to feast sometimes also. The homeowner stated that this has been going on for just about a year.

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