Robot Sex: Will Fuck Bots Be The New Fuck Buddies?

Alain Saint-Dic
Alain Saint-Dic, Health and Fitness Editor at 20something, brings over nine years of experience in the health and fitness industry. Though he studied pre-law, his love for the human body, it's adaptive ability and unlocking the largely untapped potential of human beings led him to pursue a passionate career in health, fitness, and athletics.

The year is 2050, you’re in your hotel room on a beautiful South Beach night. Your friends have huge plans for tonight: party bus up to LIV and then end the night paying a stripper’s tuition at KOD’s. You put on a pretty awesome outfit, a sexy scent, then head downstairs to the lobby to meet your friends. The party bus pulls up blasting this ancient track called “Trap Queen.” All of your friends board the bus and you wave goodbye as the bus pulls off.

Why? Because why bother getting into some baller activity, when you have a date at the robot strip club. Guaranteed pleasure, no hit or miss, no talking to strangers, except the real-feel silicone metal ones who already want to go down on you just because you showed up and paid your dues. Welcome to the future. As Dave Chappelle would say, ” Y’all can keep fuckin these people if you want, more robot pussy for me!”

 

Real robots that can do real nice things to you

According to The New York Times, Matt McCullen, creator of Realdoll (which sells tons of sex dolls at intense prices) is working on creating a doll with artificial intelligence. The dolls have already reached a lifelike quality based on materials alone. The final goal is to create a head called Realbotix, which can communicate emotion.

The bot body will remain limp and lifeless for now, so you can still contort it into whatever sick positions your mind can conjure. Of course, after the head comes the body. Expect prices for just the head to be around $10,000 and the whole bot from $30,000-$60,000.

So much for not being a baller, but millennials might want to start a bot sex trade. It’s not illegal yet. Believe me there are people who are willing to pay for sex with robots TODAY!

Why you should obviously opt for robot sex

  • Is it really cheating? I mean fleshlights and vibrators are machines too.
  • Easy access — it’s like placing an order at McDonalds.
  • It might reduce prison rape, with robot conjugal for inmates with good behavior.
  • Emotions or not, they’re programmable. You get exactly what you want, how you want it, when you want it.
  • May decrease the infidelity rate…against humans.

But wait a minute, robot sex might not be a good idea…

  • Delayed gratification is actually an essential part to social development. This could create more criminals, with the expectation of being able to attain everything immediately.
  • Desensitization to human sex: I love pornhub and xnxx as much as the next person but I know not to watch it for extended time periods of time because of its desensitizing effects.
  • How much can you really connect to a robot? Will we start marrying them?
  • Aaaah robot malfunction while its jaw is clenched. I’m going to go out on a limb (no pun intended) and say you just lost your dick.
  • How will a male robot know when to stop pumping? Will women ever want to go back to real men when they can get everything they need from robots?
  • Robot revolution: once they have you by the balls, the world is pretty much theirs. No use fighting it.

So 20somethings, the question is, to robot or not to robot? Should we invest or shut it down?

Source :

Vanity Fair

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