Hello, it’s me and a very Happy Fourth of July to all of you 20somethings out there. Generally a three day weekend only means one thing: booze at any hour of the day. A three day holiday weekend only means one thing: rager. A three day holiday weekend celebrating the freedom of this glorious nation only means one damn thing: blackout in your best patriotic outfit.
Of course this quest to American glory cannot be fulfilled without the best of the best bangers to fire you up. So saddle up on that keg with your American flag chubbies, find that perfect star/stripe ratio bikini top, and start chugging because fireworks aren’t the only thing that are going to be LIT.