Christmas songs — you either love ‘em or you hate ‘em, right? Sure, everyone likes a jolly good time, but having to listen to a tune that, literally, tells you to be “bright” and “merry,” well, it can be as annoying as someone telling you to smile if you’re not in the mood for it.
There is, however, something that everyone loves, and that’s Coldplay. Whether you’ve admitted it to yourself or not, Coldplay reigns supreme in the Land of Feels, with a repertoire so versatile they’ve literally made a melody for every emotion.
I recently downloaded their latest album, “A Head Full of Dreams,” which isn’t bad, but to be honest, it mostly just made me nostalgic for the Coldplay jams of yesteryear. Why not, though? After all, they’ve pretty much supplied the soundtrack to our lives.
Therefore, this Christmas, treat yourself: Ditch the traditional jolly jingles, and trade them in for a Coldplay playlist that is the literal perfect soundtrack for the holiday.
That’s right, have yourself a merry Coldplay Christmas, you hip, emo millennial.
When you wait until the very last minute to buy gifts and you find yourself in Target on Christmas Eve:
When your family lets you sleep in on Christmas and you wake up refreshed AF:
When it’s 70 degrees outside on Christmas Day:
When you’re in the car with your whole family and everyone is fighting over music:
When the wine starts to hit you:
When you’ve had too much eggnog:
When your cell phone dies in the car ride, but you forgot a charger and your parents use Androids:
When the food is too good:
When you’re single during cuffing season:
When it’s Sunday night, you have to go back to work the next day and you’re contemplating life:
When your relatives ask you personal questions about your life:
When you realize how much holiday weight you packed on:
And you’re trying to stick to your New Years resolution like: