Pizza Rolls and Pinot: The 43 Funniest Pictures on the Internet Today

Dork Whisperer
A worldwide celebrity and household name after starring in 18 straight number one blockbuster films, Dork Whisperer (or DW for short) decided to take a step back from the limelight to finish his fifth Ph.D. DW first found his love for posting pictures after winning $38,000 from a scratch-off lottery ticket in high school and spent it on a billboard of himself to ask out the prom queen. Even though she said no, his passion for expressing himself through pictures and captions never stopped. DW was a core member of the 2016 US Olympics fencing team, but after a confrontation with a barista at Starbucks for giving him full-fat milk, he was suspended pending a disciplinary hearing. You can find more posts by him on Instagram at @dorkwhisperer.

My 6th grade yearbook photo was the GOAT

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I am seriously just so done.

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There is so much room on that counter for him. This is the movie all over again!!

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Current mood: TURN MY SWAG ONNNNN

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See you guys tomorrow!!

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No chill.

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The 3 stages of Netflix watching.

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I love British birds ????????????????????????

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Thanks fam.

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About to go so hard in the club tonight.

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????Took her to Olive Garden and everything.

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I never knew I could laugh and cry at the same time until I saw this.

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#shortlivesmatter

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I love terrible puns and if you don’t love them, we can’t be friends.

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And they don’t even buy you one.

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I’ll shutdown Facebook. See if I’m playing “Bobby.”

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Me impressing my date.

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Boss made me get up early to bring in coffee. I saved him a special cup.

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“Show no mercy.” — Cobra Kai

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“Ugh, can you believe this bitch?!”

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“Fuck you nerds.”

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Taking care of bae when they’re drunk.

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