By now you may be really upset at the fact that I neglected to mention that Uber has been giving away free gifts all week, in select neighborhoods. If you’re the kind of person who doesn’t miss what they never had, your mind is now drifting to the kind of question that parallels an era of Facebook dominance: What will Uber do next?
I mean if prostitutes were legal, Uber would probably dabble in the oldest profession in the world to increase their profits even more. But as the saying goes, if you can’t pimp hoes, there’s always puppies and at least they like to cuddle. Is deliverable puppy therapy the wave of the future? Will you spend more time cuddling with your furry friend[s] instead of taking lunch breaks?
We present you: Uber teaming up with animal shelters to bring you a bundle of joy to your doorsteps