Download Me Before You Pee: The Bathroom App You Need In Life

Alain Saint-Dic
Alain Saint-Dic, Health and Fitness Editor at 20something, brings over nine years of experience in the health and fitness industry. Though he studied pre-law, his love for the human body, it's adaptive ability and unlocking the largely untapped potential of human beings led him to pursue a passionate career in health, fitness, and athletics.

Becoming a new father has made me quite adept at recognizing the signs of an impending bout of poop.

There’s the squirming, the grunting, the pterodactyl squeals, and finally, the sounds of something exiting my infant daughter’s body that could easily have come from a much larger being. Yet, the only time that I personally plan to go is when I’m near defecating in my own pants tbh. If there aren’t any bathrooms around and the feeling passes, it could be hours or days before I attempt to go again.

Believe me, I don’t need help going at all. I don’t have PPS (public pooping shyness), but since we use apps to track everything else, why not track our bowel movements so we can avoid going to a Giants game and having to take a bathroom break in overtime. The app D Free can help you track your movements, so you can plan your life around your number two’s. Just watch how it works.

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