Dear Miley: Cover Up Those Nips

YAS QUEEN
YAS QUEEN is a single white female male living in Manhattan’s West Village. You can spot him at Equinox or lower Manhattan hot spots looking for love in all the wrong places. YAS QUEEN is here to guide you through life and let you know that as a gay man, there are plenty of mistakes to be made…

Miley, we get it. You want everyone to think that you are no longer the Disney princess we once thought you were. You can stop now.

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Personally, between the insane (not good insane, but like actually crazy) outfits and Instagram posts, I think it is total overkill. I understand that you are trying to be different and you want to make all of these amazing changes in the world that I fully support, however, you have to learn that if you are going to be taken seriously in this world, you have to take yourself a little more seriously.

Yes, I understand that you have all the money in the world and you can do whatever you want, but if you want your point-of-view to be taken seriously by more than your fans, you need to calm it down. I think there is a time and a place for your behavior… for me, that is typically on Fire Island whenever I am so drunk I don’t even know my own name. I don’t think that behavior belongs on national television.

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So for now, I suggest you take the nipple tape off and put on something that actually covers the parts of your body that are typically censored.

 

All the love,

YAS QUEEN

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