Candle Scents That Literally Do Not Make Sense

Jessica Liebman
Jess is a part-time contributor while she attends the University of Florida. She enjoys Mexican food, bad reality shows, and petting random dogs in the corner of parties. She laughs too much, drinks too much, and sleeps too much, but doesn't really see a problem with that lifestyle ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As you’re suffering today at your 9-5 office job, just look through this list and remember that someone got paid to make these.

 

1. Nothing like the scent of impending electrocution — Storm Watch

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2. I wonder if they have an American scented candle in the UK (doubtful) — London Calling

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3. I’m not a football expert, but I don’t recall a scent after a first down — First Down

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4. Nothing screams “man town” like a Yankee candle — Man Town

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5. Ahhh the classic scent of potential wooden furniture — 2×4

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6. How can you light a candle if you can’t see it??? — Camouflage

 

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7. Who doesn’t love the fresh smell of Skol, bad weed, and 3-week old vomit — Frat House Basement

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8. Screw the candle I’ll just sniff the box it came in — Brown Paper Packages

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9. I feel like this one would appeal to a very limited market — Tennis Ball Can

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10. What 15 years of regret smells like — Freshly Signed Divorce Papers

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11. Tbh I have no words for this one — Whiskers on Kittens

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12. Do bright copper kettles smell differently than regular copper kettles? LMK — Bright Copper Kettles

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13. I’m sure all of Tokyo has the scent of sake and cherry blossoms — Tokyo Petals

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14. If Ron Swanson designed a candle, this would probably be the result — Stars and Stripes

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15. I guess this is a thing — Cherries on Snow

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