Audra Wallkill, here. Your new bitchy sensei. I believe that everyone’s got a freak flag that needs to be flown. If yours is collecting dust in the basement next to your dead dog’s ashes, I’m here to help you get that shit back at full mast. Born and raised in the magical diaper that is New York City, I all but have the dehydrated urine of a homeless man coursing through my veins. My tear ducts have been hermetically sealed (if your mascara is running — how are you supposed to fight the patriarchy?). Truth-serum is my life source, and there is much yet to be uncovered. As I continue the journey, I look forward to sharing my learnings with you. Shine bright like a diamond.