Are You A Fuckboy? 32 Real (And Hilarious) Screenshots From Men

Jessica Liebman
Jess is a part-time contributor while she attends the University of Florida. She enjoys Mexican food, bad reality shows, and petting random dogs in the corner of parties. She laughs too much, drinks too much, and sleeps too much, but doesn't really see a problem with that lifestyle ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Medicaldaily

It’s the year 2015 and the majority of boys have literally lost the ability to properly communicate. They send late night “U up??” texts and threads of “Hey “Hi” “Heyyyy” “What’s up” without receiving a response.

These are actual screenshots of texts both I and my fellow concerned friends have received. Names, numbers, and fraternity affiliations have been blurred. However, if you’re a straight male and have sent any of the following text messages below to a female, you’re probably a fuck boy. Just so you know. If you’re ever thinking about sending a text like this to a girl… just don’t.

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1. Has this approach literally ever worked?

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2. He needs dis!!

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3. Subtly insult them to make them want u

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4. Nah, but seriously

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5. It’s 9:41am, man

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6. Too many things to point out with this one

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7. HIV

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8. Nothin’ like a 5:20am “Sup”

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9. Famously quoted by The Weeknd

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10. Hi

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11. Absolutely no shame

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12. 3 years of progress

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13. “The perfect day”

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14. Smooth recovery!

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15. Nahhhh

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16. Really idk 

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17. He says so much in so few words

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18. He knows every girl’s a sucker for a good shower 

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19. No

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20. He really cares!!

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21. *Eyes emoji*

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22. Let’s just be honest 

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23. The bag of key lime pies seals the deal every time

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24. F U C K B O Y

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25. SRY, just been really busy with school

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26. Yoooooo

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27. This is the year

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28. So brutal it hurts

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29. Oops

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30. Just couldn’t quite find the words

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31. “A total asshat” 

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32. Just lettin’ ya know 

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*BONUS ROUND*: Again, too much to point out here 

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Nobody is safe from the Fuckboy.

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