18 Pictures Of Donald Trump Featuring Comments From Pornhub

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“Far worse looking people have done it. So why can’t I?” Jake is a 22-year-old delicious man candy originally from New York and currently living in Miami Beach attending law school. He graduated from the University of Florida in 2014 and used his degree to invest in a Toyota Prius. More information about his Prius can be found on his Instagram handle: “hotguyinaprius”. He drives an Uber part time because lawyers only get paid in movies. Jake doesn’t drink often, but when he does, he prefers it be consecutively for a potentially infinite duration. Jake often drinks.

Supporting Donald Trump and jacking off naturally have many things in common. Both of them require you to channel your inner racist for maximum enjoyment, like when you type in “dirty Latina maid” or “Mexican border patrol gang bang,” or “black single mother struggling to support family gets pwned by white CEO” into the search bar.

They are also typically activities that only psycho white people will do in public, and, of course, both end with you violently crying out “AMERICA!”

It is no surprise that the public commentary that has unfortunately disseminated into our news feeds as a result of Donald Trump’s presidency run has been nothing short of idiotic and redundant, and while I’m never surprised when I encounter alternative arenas of intelligent discussion, I don’t usually expect it to be on a porn website.

Over the last 10 years Pornhub has not only been able to please millions of young men with high quality bangs, but has also created a community of masturbators that are not only there to provide you with names of actresses or recommended time frames for a most supreme splurge, but will even give you their two cents on how to make sure your spaghetti doesn’t stick together. Olive oil in the water? Thanks @crouchingtigerhiddenpenis147.

The comment section in any given Pornhub video is a tremendous outlet for inspirational observations for our countries’ most talented and perceptive individuals. Fortunately for you I’ve done weeks of research and pulled some of my favorite comments for your viewing pleasure.

I also figured, since Donald Trump is sort of an asshole and has a variety of post-ejaculatory facial expressions already on the internet, why not put the two together.



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