The 11 Stages Of Getting Dressed For A Night Out

Mikela Warman
Mikela has been working in the fashion industry since 2012 with the likes of Marie Claire, Giorgio Armani, WWD and VERANDA Magazine. She passionately studies the industry of style and how it coalesces with various different aspects of life such as art, career and cultural influences. When she’s not daydreaming at Bergdorf’s, you can find Mikela at yoga, watching Netflix documentaries and taking long walks around Manhattan. As a founding member of the site, Mikela also currently heads the brand management of 20something.

Ahh, the good ole full closet with nothing to wear scenario. There’s nothing worse than knowing that a great night is ahead of you, but you have absolutely nothing to put on. You try on dress after romper after skirt after romper and nothing is working, no matter how hard you try. Tell me these Grinch memes don’t perfectly summarize your thought process…



I never thought I’d reference the Grinch in a style piece, but hey. If the shoe fits. Here’s your night all wrapped up into one physically and emotionally draining story of GIFs:

1. When you hate literally everything you own


2. When you’re physically sweaty from trying on 10 outfits in 10 minutes


3. Why doesn’t this FIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT?!?!?!


4. When you finally get those skinny jeans over your butt


5. When your roommate says “those look good!” but you know you lookin’ like a stuffed sausage


6. When you wish you would’ve just bought that dress #BuyersRemorse


7. When your best friend looks better than you and she know it


8. When you buy new shoes and don’t want them to go unnoticed


9. When someone uploads an unflattering picture of you in that lil’ skirt


10. When you drink on an empty stomach in order to rock that ‘fit


11. When the night is over, you can fling those Spanx across your room and in-freakin-dulge


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